#MKANGELS
That was the twitter hash tag for this weekend, not that I really know what one of them is. I don’t twitter, because well it seems everyone else does (or did, its so last decade people :)) and that 140 characters limit. I can’t cope with just 140 characters, I have this need to ramble on endlessly and pointlessly about the trivial minute of my lack of life. Hence this blog. But the others tweated, mostly from their mobiles to fill in the awkward long gaps in conversation that are forced on you if you have the miss fortune of my company
Right on with the rambling…
During the week something weird went wrong deep within the bowels of a system I mostly look after. It was so deep I really couldn’t even look at the problem, so I made as much noise as possible and eventually got people who called other people who called other people (probably in Germany) to sort it out. Had no updates on the system for 2 and a half days, users where getting tetchy and the first answer we got to solve it was to reinitialise the whole thing. That would of taken about a week. Next solution offered was delete one row from a table, which would take 30 seconds. After authorisations from high ups and the necessary thre quarters of a tree of paper was shuffled the offending row was deleted. And then everything worked again. Such is life in IT
Apart from that, we the austerity drive continued, well up to Wednesday, made worse by a final reminder for a gas bill I forgot to pay and a new electric bill arriving on the same day. But I made it, had pennies left in the current account, but I made it. Ate a lot of soup, beans and pasta to save money, but fortunately I like soup, beans and pasta
But Thursday was pay day so I can shop again
bought a small case (50% off in BHS), some silver flats (New Look 9 wide) and some white cropped leggings (from Applesnow, small/medium size but still fit). Why well this Friday was another trip to Fenny Stratford, this time for the UK Angels 10th birthday party at Pink Punters and with a possible shopping trip and dinner out with the twitterati before hand. Had planned the outfits, I wanted to wear this thing to PP, a clubbing outfit I put together ages ago but never go around to wearing out. Trouble is I was thinner when I put it together, the dress (a size 12) still fitted, just, but the white denim Capris (also a 12) under it where a problem, I got into them, but only barely, there really was possibility of popping a button (esp cause they where from Primark), so I bought the stretchy leggings to wear instead as they are more forgiving. The silver flats where as a backup to the silver shoes I had (different ones to the photo) as they didn’t fit so well, they crushed my toes a bit and the case, well I’d had enough of manhandling (that doesn’t sound right, womanhandling, no, transhandling? ) a huge case on public transport for just an overnight stay and I really didn’t need the tripod and light stand etc, so got a smaller case instead.
What with work, Star Trek online and getting ready for the weekend I’d been burning the midnight oil a bit all week, felt tired, but no rest for the wicked (well slightly naughty) , Friday and Saturday where going to be long days too.
Friday (had the day off, it felt like Saturday though), bathe/shave etc, I’m still managing to find loose hairs to remove after laser, but a few strong ones have grown back I think, but still It all comes off very easily and not that much makeup is required. Daytime outfit is a white LS tee, greyish denim mini, different shade of grey leggings, black sort of miltary style leather jacket, black almost flat bikerish boots. Hopefully anonymous enough for travelling and shopping. Just managed to pack everything in the case, evening outfit, jeans and a top to travel back in, change of underwear, toiletries and far too much makeup, it was tight, but ended up being far more manageable. And I’m all ready to go, by 10am, which was actually far to early. Noodle around a bit then decide to pop out to a local café for a croissant and a cappuccino, as breakfast was ages ago. Man in shop is polite and puts quite a lot of care into the cappuccino. He doesn’t use any pronouns when talking to me, but then again, he doesn’t use any with the other, obviously genetic, woman standing next to me in the café who was also getting coffee.
Ready to go, check face in mirror before leaving the building, yes still there, at front door, have I forgotten anything, hrm must of, hotel reservations? Ah, dash back up stairs to get the print out. Right to the tube, walk quickly, still feel I need to rush, new little case is easier that the big one, don’t hit it with my feet as I walk. Tube to Euston, get ticket and bits for lunch (very worth low fat low calorie sarnie and water) and next days breakfast from M&S and settle into a seat on the train. Ah another thing I’ve forgotten, headphones for my IPod, doh (I use it as a web browser more than anything, so I usually don’t have headphones plugged into it).
Train journey uneventful, read paper, time goes by, change at Bletchley, new case much easier to manage on the tricky steps down to the other platform. Off at Fenny Stratford and walk over to the Campanile, taxi passes me on the way and the TDAR pings, not sure why, didn’t see a face. But it was accurate, two girls are getting out of it as I arrive, that’s Justine who I met at Sparkle last year and the other is Jenny, don’t know her but have seen her about on Facebook.
Check in, room not ready (well it was 1:30 and they say check in after 2), so have to wait a little. But not to long, back to the room, dump the case and unload the handbag of the all the stuff I couldn’t fit in the case (flash gun and stuff), check face and brush hair, then back to the bar.
Justine and Jenny are there, so get a glass of wine and chat, another tall T girl walks in, she orders her glass of wine in French then asks if she can join us. She does look familiar, but I still have to ask then name. Linzi, ah of course, We’d met at the Sparkle meal (actually meals, plural, last year and 2 years before that). We all sip our wine (well I guzzle) and chat and wait for the others. There is a shopping trip to central MK planned for this afternoon, but it is a bit of a kitten herd, getting multiple t-girls together at a particular time to do a particular thing is always like this. But Kay, Sophie, Louise and Saffy do turn up and we get going. Hrm, there at least 3 of us in grey tights or leggings with black boots, is there a trend going on or something?
Thing there should be a kitten herding IPhone app or something, you join a herd with other people and the phones send out your GPS position and reminders trying to get everyone to meet up, with it buzzing and bleeping if you are late or move away from the herd. Could be a winner
Into the cars, Sophie has her big 4 wheel drive (which isn’t a Kia like I thought it was) which can fit several of us (the rest go with Saffy) and we are off. Think I even know the way to central MK from the camp by car now, done it so many times.
Shopping with 6 other t-girls, we don’t need a kitten herding app, we need kitten herding pro enterprise edition extreme 2.0
We try to stick together then something catches something eye and they wander off, people walk at different speeds and people get bored waiting for others and so on. I’m as bad, if not worse than everyone else at sticking in a group. Sort of wander off into New Look (it has a magnetic attraction for me), drag Kay along with me, can’t find the Tall section, have a half hearted look at the shoes and eventually find that denim shirt I’d been after (well I wanted the “Tall” version). Got it in a 14 without trying it on, should fit. Woman on the checkout tells me this branch (a big one) doesn’t have a tall section, oh well. Try shirt on later, it fits, sort of, it’s tight across the chest. I’m getting this problem more and more these days, how have I put weight on up there? Still I wanted to wear mostly open over a white tee shirt anyway. Shirt has a nice sort of flair at the hips though and make it look like I have some, should just be long enough to wear over leggings to.
We carry on in our sort of haphazard way, heading towards Next as Louise wanted to go there, sort of having a diversion via Priceless shoes and then I duck into Claire’s accessories and oh we do appear to have lost a few, some of the other are heading back in the opposite direction. So thats it, we lost Saffy to Costa coffee (she has a magnetic attraction to that place like I have with New Look). We all go back to the Costa and have a coffee break (I’m trying to be good and skip having an actual coffee though).
Right lets get going to Next, though one weak chocoholic has to duck into Hotel Chocolate on the way (and her name begins with H).
Louise wanted a smart suit and blouses at Next (wonder why Lou :)) but it takes a while, the rest of us try not to look to conspicuous while we wait, fail a shop assistant asks if we need help. Like the look of black crochet net long sweater (to wear over coloured vests) on a mannequin, its not cheap, but hey, just been paid, get one for myself. The other girls complain the store is too warm, its OK for me, but I’m a tad underdressed for January.
Did mention about trying to remain inconspicuous, out and about in the real world and all that, but as usual, Queen of the Amazons in a short skirt here is noticed, get two or three distinctly frosty looks from teenage girls, but that’s about it. The others didn’t report any such attention, guess it helps that most of them only come up to my shoulder, even in heels.
Louise gets her suit. Time has been getting on and we sort of decide to move on and try and get to the restaurant a little early. Well sort of, little detour via a jewellery stand, two clothing shops (that’s just me again), Superdrug, Monsoon, H&M, a cash machine and the Debenhams lingerie department (which as Justine pointed out, started to take on the appearance of a certain episode of Father Ted) meant we aren’t going to get there early.
The others find the cool evening air outside a relief after the warm shops, not me, its bloody freezing and starting to rain, to the cars, quickly. Right to the restaurant then, we are off to the Jaipur, the Indian restaurant in the same building as our usual Thai haunt, the Orchid Lounge. But how to get there? I sort of know the direction, I could walk there, but had now idea how to drive there. Sophie has Sat Nav but doesn’t know the post code. Right lets get the technology out, with our phones we search on the web, check mails and send text messages to get the exact address. In the end Saffy walks over from her car and tells us.
Get to the restaurant in time, starting to rain now so get inside. A few texts and calls are required to try and locate the other dinner guests, we can’t find Petra but manage to get to Clarissa and Kimberly and pass on numbers so they can share a cab. So the restaurant, not tried the downstairs before, but its seems just as friendly. Looks smaller than upstairs somehow though. Menu is a little short on veggie options, unusual, but there’s the Lentil Dahl I fancy, ask them to spice it up a little and it arrives with a nice little glow to it. We skip starters and decide not to do set menus for a change. It’s a nice meal, but I seem to be failing on the conversation front (as usual), concentrate on the food, its what I’m good at, ending up stealing other people’s bread and rice as I can’t stand to see food wasted. Plus I love bread and rice. All those carbs can’t be good for me though.
As I want to get to get back to the hotel with enough time to change and maybe a drink at the bar before hitting the club I grab a waiter and get the bill sharphish. I thought the meal was nice, and with a few drinks and papadoms £25 a head isn’t outrageous (I’m thinking London prices here aren’t I) Make sure I grab a few of the after dinner chocolates nobody else seems to want (they where for later).
Right back to the hotel, in Sophie’s car. I promised to buy you a drink or two for all the driving Sophie and I didn’t, sorry
next time I promise.
Right lets get changed. Oh all those carbs where a bad idea, tight dress shows the tummy bulge (which I had before, so I can’t blame the curry totally). Bit more makeup, same silver eyeshadow as last week and lots of eye liner, which look OK for a bit but later on most of it ended up streaking down my face. Use the flash gun remotely, perched on the telly and the camera sat on the dressing table to take the pic (who needs a tripod and light stand). Take pictures until I get one that manages to hide most of my flabby jowls, multiple chins and wrinkles.
Right lets get out there. So do I take big cam with the flash and TTL cord? That will mean taking big bag, but I could slip my flats in that (shoes where not comfortable after 10 minutes, not a good sign) too. With big cam I could get everyone’s photo’s and create a nice record for the night. But the big bag would be really heavy and awkward when dancing and these days, Angels is so not about taking pictures these days, rekon some people would probably tell me to F off if I pointed a camera at them. So no, no big cam tonight, pack a hair brush, some blot powder and a couple of twenties into a little sequin clutch bag (matched the dress) and off we go. Big bag didn’t match the outfit anyway.
Wander off to the hotel bar first, there’s one or two
t-girls there, but not many I know, a couple I recognised, Jo Angel and Becky Enverite who’d come out of retirement for the night, Lynn the blogger and ah there’s Clarissa again. Say a few hellos then head over the club, Clarissa comes with.
Its either a very quiet night or we are very early, the ground floor is very quiet, but upstairs is pretty full, full of angels in fact. Mange to get a drink and find Lousie, Saffy, Justine, Kimberly, Sophie etc. Petra arrived later on too, Happy birthday Petra.
Actually although the angels where a bigish crowd there was a group from the Boudoir and I think some PP regulars there as well on the T-girl front.
Maybe it was because I was getting tired and my shoes hurt but I wasn’t really at my best. And my best isn’t really the most fun person to be with anyway, so I struggled at the socialising bit, and even just the dancing like a loon. Did manage to exchange a few words with the #MKANGELS and a few others I’d met before briefly, Becky, Carol, Lucinda and Linzi, but I was hardly the socialite and didn’t mix much. Sorry. I wasn’t blanking or avoiding anyone, I’m just not really good at large social gatherings, especially when there’s loud music on. OK I did brush off someone, a man, an admirer I assume, complemented me on my outfit, I said thank you, but later I was sitting near the dance floor he made his move, I shoo’ed him away and avoided him for the rest of the evening.
Did dance a bit, silly DJ was taking to much as usual, but he managed to stay quiet over Insomnia and Castles in the Sky for my trance fix and later on some cheese came on and I had a bit of jig to Abba and the like
The shoes and the tiredness where taking there toll though, did spend a bit to much time just sitting or standing around, even switched to soft drinks after a couple of vodka’s, didn’t feel like getting drunk. In the end I take the shoes off and go barefoot (not exactly I had ankle highs on) upstairs for one last drink and chat. Feet may of ponged a bit, sorry. Try to get my last drink, “We don’t do lines here” snaps the barman and I have to explain again I wanted a “lime” and soda.
There’s a few left hanging on, Kimberly, Linzi, Justine, Saffy and Jenny are still there, think Louise had gone to bed. Its around 2 and I want to go, Kimberly has had enough to and we both go back to the hotel, guess the others where there till the bitter end.
Wasn’t a bad trip really, nice to meet faces old and new, I was the let down mostly. Though I am getting a little bored of Pink Punters, it doesn’t seem to change much and I like the thrill of the new, will have to give it a rest for several months I think. Oh and the next time I go I’m wearing comfortable shoes, I’ve made the shoe mistake about er 3 or 4 times now, should have learnt better by now shouldn’t I.
Back in the hotel room, change, clean up and hit bed, am out like a light.
Wake around 9, opps, better get on. Shower and shave, 2nd tranny grade shave in a row isn’t half as bad as it normally is, thanks to the laser. On with jeans and black top and the same boots and jacket as yesterday. Makeup is as little as I can get away with (which less these days).
Mange to change and pack (take the Campanile biscuits with me, maybe I should of nicked the coffee too?) in less than 2 hours, woot. Next train is 11:33 though, have a bit to wait. But hey, there’s Louise packing her car, shall I be cheeky and ask for a lift to the station, she said she was going to Bletchley park this morning and that’s virtually opposite it. I was, but on reflection perhaps I shouldn’t have been, Louise isn’t in the best of moods. Actually as well as Louise there’s Saffy, Sophie, Jenny and Justine, they are all off on a group trip to Bletchley park, say hello and wave good bye and share Lou’s car with Saffy to Bletchley park. I play sat nav directing them to the codebreaking site.
Bit of a wait for a train so I grab a sandwich, well its nearly lunch time. Its cold on the platform and I wish I’d brought a thicker coat. Train journey back is the usual uneventful one, bury head in snowboard magazine and we are passing through Wembley by the time I finish it. Tube then walk home, brr its colder than it was on Friday. Drop my case off and look for a warmer coat, can’t find the one I wanted, flat must of eaten it (another thing its devoured) so try on a few, big red one seems to work and its warmer.
No time to rest, shopping to do. The tube and trains to Camden all seemed to be closed for engineering works this weekend so its on the bus. There it is, run for it, catch it, but a button pops of my coat (recover it in time) and my jeans slip down a bit. These jeans are always doing that, I dunno why, they fit tight. Last week I broke a belt hook on them pulling them up and had to sew it back on.
Bus, yeah, off to Camden, yet again, but I had to get the finishing touches to my outfit for the Magic Theatre next week. I’d bought this gothic Lolita dress, remember, but it really needed a petticoat to lift the skirt, also needed a pair of white stockings (or stay ups) with pink bows that matches the dress. Plus I wanted that chainsaw
The plastic one I saw on the fancy dress site BTW.
So first stop, my favourite fancy dress shop, but erm, no chainsaw, well not the one I wanted, the one they had looked really naff. Bought a machete instead, well a plastic one with painted on blood. I really wanted something nasty to contrast the over cute outfit and the machete was the best I could find. The shop also has tutus and petticoats, but neither seem right, too short. I’d been searching online for petticoats, doping my research, and most do seem to be either very short tutu like or very long for big skirts, a 20” maybe hard to find. Leave with just my plastic machete, well covered up in plastic bags.
Tour a number of vintage places looking for Petticoats, but can’t find anything that would work. Try a Rockabilly place (they do big skirts) and a couple of corset shops, no nothing right. Eventually go back to Sai Sai, the Gothic Lolita place where I got the dress. And they have just ticket, in fact they remember me and the dress I bought. Well I say just the ticket, I’m not sure if its quite poofy enough for what I want, but get it anyway, it’s the best I can find.
Tour a few more places, looking for the stockings, find a pair, white with pink bows, but not quite the right shade of pink. Well its near enough this will do.
Am getting cold even in this big coat and am still feeling the effects of the long week and the late Friday night, better get on. Still I think I have everything I need, it’s not perfect but it will do. Also its been a quiet day as far as reaction goes, apart from one guy mentioning “Drag Queens” to his girl friend in a very geezer accent as I passed, there wasn’t much directed my way. In fact I’m not 100% sure the drag queen comment was about me anyway (humor me here).
Walk down towards the centre of Camden, well I can just look at a couple more shops, that Gothic shop I like, hey doesn’t it have a downstairs bit that’s a bit more punk/rockabilly? It sure does and they have petticoats and on the end of the rail there’s this perfect white one (from Hell Bunny), its better than the one I had hrrmm, I want it, it will work better, so I had to get it, I can even wear it with the other one underneath and get the required poofyness ) Sold.
Then there’s may favourite tights and stockings place, and guess what, they have lots of white stockings (well hold ups actually) with bows and that one there is the right shade of pink, better get that them to. The other pair will just have to be a backup. So now I have 2 petticoats, 2 pairs of stockings and a blood stained machete. I’d also picked up a very cheap little white tutu (just in case), a tiny pink hello kitty shoulder bag (cheap, but very badly made, think it’s a knock off), a pink hair rose and some pink bow hair grips along the way. Definitely shopped out now.
Go find bus back to Islington. As wait to cross road a van has to slam on his brakes to avoid a man running across the road. The van driver sort of looks around after having trying to get a “Did you see what that idiot did” reaction. I would have been more sympathetic to him, if it wasn’t for the fact he had been driving with a mobile clamped to his ear and that probably why he didn’t react to the pedestrian earlier.
First bus is to full, wait 2 minutes, next one has a seat, phew, back to Islington we go, seated. Its not really late, but I’m cold and tired. Decide to get a drink somewhere warm before getting the bus home. End up in the Pitcher and Piano at Angel with a glass of Rose, well its warm, quite empty mid afternoon and has free WiFi
Last bus of the day home. Get bottle of wine and some snacks from the shop and think about dinner, had very in stock, so better get something. No, sod that, I just want hot food now, missed out on my post night club chips on Friday (still think that’s a missed business opportunity at PP) so to hell with the diet, go into the chicken shop next door and order a large portion of chips. Guy serving is smiley and helpful, but his colleague says something to him in a language I don’t know as I leave. If it was on the line of “That’s a bloke mate” I wouldn’t of been surprised.
Home, finally, that’s it. Feet up, eat chips with wine and boot the PC. Check my sites and start up Star Trek, the beta ends soon and I wanted to get to Lieutenant rank before it finished, as then you can requisition a new ship. But after a short while there server crashed. Dam. It was about 7 and |’d finished the wine by then, was feeling a little sleepy anyway, so I’ll just rest my head… boom out again.
Wake around 1am, fully dressed and made up still, doh. Deslap, clean up and dress for bed, but no I’m to awake. The Star Trek server is still down, dam. Decide to go looking to see if I can get that chain saw anywhere else, I still want it. Little bit of a dig and I see its still on Escapde’s web site and its listed as in stock and they can do Saturday delivery, oh well better order it, do a quick spywear scan and get out my plastic.
Noodle a it and finally get back to bed. Sunday, lie in. Little bit of Trek and get my promotion (server is still unstable, doesn’t bear well for launch), pub lunch, little work on the photo’s, laundry and have to login to work to run a couple of jobs. But find a little time to try on the full outfit for the Magic Theatre, takes longer than expected as I can’t find the bag my bag I put all my gloves in. Much rummaging around is done, but I find them eventually, but on they way I find the box my long Hot Hair wig is in, Yes! I didn’t throw it out after all
The full outfit is rather outrageous, but even with both petticoats the skirt isn’t as lifted up as much as I’d wanted. Perhaps I want to much, I wanted it virtually horisontal. Still it’s a silly thing and I dunno, when wearing it, these rather silly thoughts start to go through my mind, the clothes maketh the man/woman/tranny sometimes, a character might emerge. The Magic Theatre could be interesting… If I mange to figure out a way to get there in this on public transport.
Posted by Helena Love on January 25th, 2010 in Life on TV | No Comments









